How much money do I need to throw at you for a continuation of that Dazai cat fic you did for whumptober? I’ve read it like 50 times I love it so much. (But seriously do you take writing commisions?) I understand if not. I love everything you write very dearly. You’re amazing and I love your sense of humor, I think you’re just a very funny and delightful person!

i was avoiding writing catboy because @rustingroses was planning an entirely different catboy fic that i am very invested in but as she is currently being eaten alive by academia, her opinion was essentially “ain i want catboy” so yes, i will uh

get to it

*stares at acof and the other weird porn i’m trying to write*

but if you want to guilt me into doing it faster, i do take commissions

At first, I followed for yoUR BEAUTIFUL WRITING, but then, your banter with fxvixen and all of your friends is hilarious and also you’re A GREAT PERSON, OKAY??? OKAY!!!! (apologies for the capslock but i can’t exactly shout through my screen)

every time someone’s like “i’m screenshotting this” i’m like YEAH GOOD CALL ME OUT because i live for that sort of thing, it’s SO MUCH FUN

also, no worries, i use capslock for the weirdest reasons and i’ve literally been asked “why is this in caps” and i never have a reason so i really cannot judge

If you’re still taking these, I follow you for your lovely writing, and you’re also a really cool person! I am very awkward, and yet you’ve always been very kind to me. I really appreciate that!

i’m really glad because i know i’ve had several conversations where i’m not sure where someone’s coming from so i’m just like ?????? and they think i’m like… upset with them… which is not my intention…

so anyway it’s nice to know that i was, in fact, nice to people!

I follow you because I like you a lot as a person, I love your fic, and you post all the pretties. <3

i am deeply shallow and very easily swayed by looks and so “all the pretties” is truly, truly accurate

but also thanks, i’m glad you enjoy my personality because i sometimes wonder how many people are here for the content and then are like “ain what the fuck” for literally anything else

then again my content is all RELENTLESSLY me, so.

the good food

they’re like hot dogs

they taste good, you might not wanna know what’s in them, but even if you did know you’d still eat them because THEY’RE FUCKING HOT DOGS

man i really want loaded hot dogs now… puerto ricans put potato chips on their hot dogs… good shit